THE BAG IS SACRED.
Do not question the bag. Do not remove the bag. The bag completes the look.
ONE CAT. ONE BAG. A WHOLE LOT OF BELIEF.
IN CATS
WE TRUST.
In stonks we believe.
Some found religion. We found a cat in a bag.
No secret handshake. Just keep the bag on.
THE CHOSEN ONE
PAPER BAG.
DIAMOND PAWS.EST. IN A BAG
DIAMOND PAWS.EST. IN A BAG
01 / THE CREED
MANY BELIEVERS.
ONE VERY ODD CAT.
We saw a cat. It had a bag on its head.
That was enough.
THE CAT IS ETERNAL.
Nine lives. Zero thoughts. An unreasonable amount of lore.
THE MEMES LIVE ON.
Come for the cat. Stay for the collective commitment to the bit.
EXHIBIT 001 — THE BAGGED ONE02 / THE OBJECT OF OUR AFFECTION
NO FACE.
ONLY FAITH.
Some pray for signs.
Ours was written in Sharpie.
You don't choose the cat.
The cat chooses you.
ALL HAIL STONKCAT ↗The cat chooses you.
SAY IT WITH US
THE BAG
STAYS ON.
OUR CAT. OUR STONK. OUR GLORIOUS DELUSION.
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